Mini golf with murder-movie energy. At Junkyard Golf Club in Shoreditch, you pick 9 or 18 holes and play through loud, themed junkyard scenes built for maximum weirdness. You’ll move through four different course worlds, with a bar nearby and a soundtrack that keeps the game rolling.

I especially like the course themes: Circus FEAR-ground with creepy clowns and a carousel of fear, plus the roof-slide chaos of 90s Garage Scrapyard. I also appreciate that everything you need is handled for you: clubs, balls, and scorecards come with your ticket.

One thing to factor in is the venue’s ID rules. It runs a Challenge 25 policy, and under-18 access depends on the day and time, so it’s worth planning your slot accordingly.

Key highlights worth planning for

• Choose 9 holes on one course or 18 holes across two courses so you can match your time and energy
• Four course options: Basement Horror, Circus FEAR-ground, Polluted Paradise, and 90s Garage Scrapyard
• Pick your character for the experience: Dirk, Bozo, Pablo, or Gary
• Bars are scattered around the venue, so you can grab a drink without leaving the action
• Cashless venue with major debit/credit cards accepted, plus a physical ID requirement

Shoreditch Junkyard Golf Club: the “how it plays” overview

This is mini golf, but it plays like a theme park challenge course. You’ll redeem your voucher for entry, then choose which course(s) you want to play. From there, you’re basically working your way through obstacles designed to be funny, scary, and chaotic at the same time.

Your ticket choice is simple. Go for 9 holes if you want one full course, or go for 18 holes if you want to combine two courses. Either way, you’re not just putting—you’re navigating scenes built around props, characters, and story-like setups.

The overall feel is playful over competitive. Still, you’ll want a steady grip, good aim, and a willingness to laugh when a ball bounces off something ridiculous.

Getting there and choosing your time slot near Liverpool Street

The club is a short walk from Liverpool Street Station, which matters because you can fit this into a larger day in London. I like that you can choose flexible entry on the day, as long as you match your time slot.

You don’t need to arrive hours early. Just plan to be there with enough buffer to redeem your voucher, pick your course, and get your clubs and scorecard before you start playing.

Practical tip: if you’re pairing this with other Shoreditch stops, build in a little wiggle room. The whole experience moves at “fun pace,” not “clock speed.”

Redeeming your voucher and picking your course (Dirk, Bozo, Pablo, or Gary)

When you get inside, you’ll redeem your voucher for your entry tickets. Then the key decision is what you’re playing today: one course for 9 holes or two courses for 18 holes.

You’ll also choose from four themed courses and select a character tie-in for the experience: Dirk, Bozo, Pablo, or Gary. It’s not just a name—each choice matches the vibe of the course you’ll be aiming for.

What I find useful here is that it lets you tailor the visit. If you want horror comedy, choose the course that leans that way. If you want something more “garage junk” and slapstick, go that direction instead.

The four course worlds: what you’ll face hole by hole

You’re going to judge these courses fast, because each one sets a tone immediately. And since you can combine two courses with an 18-hole ticket, you’re not stuck committing to a single style.

Basement Horror: watch your head and keep your ball under control

This course leans into creepy theatrics. The big warning is right in the theme: be careful not to lose your head on the Basement Horror course.

That means you should slow down just a bit at obstacles, because the course is built to mess with your timing. If you like puzzles and distractions at the same time, this is a strong pick.

It’s also a good choice if you want your round to feel like a mini story, not just a series of straight shots.

Circus FEAR-ground: murderous clowns and a carousel of fear

Circus FEAR-ground is all about theatrical weirdness. You’ll play past murderous creepy clowns and over the carousel of fear.

This is the course for people who like their mini golf a little more cartoonish and theatrical. Expect obstacles that look like they’re part of a haunted funfair set, not a neat garden layout.

If you’re going with friends, this is also a great course to trade jokes during. The theme does half the work for you.

Polluted Paradise: bears, volcanoes, and pirate pigs

Polluted Paradise takes the weird animal-and-disaster theme and turns the volume up. You’ll face cage fighting grizzly bears, toxic volcanoes, and pirate pigs.

This one feels like it’s built for players who enjoy visual chaos. It’s a fun course when you want your ball to interact with scenery that looks like it shouldn’t exist in real life.

One practical thought: because the course leans into action visuals, keep your focus on the surface and ramps, not only the props. You’ll have more fun if you’re not constantly fighting accidental bad shots.

90s Garage Scrapyard: the roof-slide and the 90s garage feel

If you’re drawn to physical stunts, this course is your match. The highlights include sliding off the roof of a smashed up mini and moving through a 90s garage setup.

This is where the experience starts to feel like hands-on fun, not just aiming. When there’s a slide or a big change in elevation, small misses can turn into hilarious outcomes—good for groups, and also good for a solo round if you like a bit of unpredictability.

This is also a great course to pair with a more horror-leaning option. You get contrast: creepy vs. slapstick.

Equipment and how to keep the game moving

Your ticket includes the essentials: golf clubs, balls, and scorecards. That removes the annoying part of mini golf—no searching for the right kit or paying extra at the counter.

Also, the courses are designed to be played as a continuous experience. So my advice is to treat the time like a casual session: shoot, reset, laugh, then go again.

If you’re doing 18 holes, you’ll likely feel the rhythm shift when you switch courses. That’s normal. The goal isn’t to “master” every hole; it’s to experience two different junkyard universes.

Bars on site: plan your drinks without losing your place

The venue has bars scattered around the space. That means you can grab a cocktail or other drinks while you’re there, without stepping away from the action for long.

Since food and drinks aren’t included with your ticket, you’ll be deciding on the fly. I’d suggest you check what you want before you get too deep in your round—otherwise you’ll spend more mental energy than you need.

The cashless setup also matters here. You can pay with major debit and credit cards, so you can keep your cash in your pocket and stay ready for the next round.

Price and value: what you really get for about $16.16

The ticket price shown is $16.16 per person, and for what you get, it’s mostly about “experience per hole” and included gear. You’re paying for your 9- or 18-hole access plus the equipment, and you can choose between courses that match your mood.

If you’re only doing 9 holes, you’re paying for one course experience plus entry. If you’re doing 18 holes, the value jumps because you’re essentially stacking two full course worlds in one visit.

I also like that the pricing is straightforward in a city where add-ons can sneak up on you. Here, the core gameplay is included, and the spending pressure is mainly optional (food and drinks).

Who this suits best in London (and who may want to choose another plan)

This fits best if you want a break from straight sightseeing. You get a different kind of challenge—physical aiming mixed with themed storytelling—and you’ll be walking around a lively venue near central transit.

It’s also a strong choice for groups. The courses are designed for reactions, not silence, and the characters (Dirk, Bozo, Pablo, Gary) give you an easy shared identity.

For people who prefer quiet, scenic mini golf, the style may feel too theatrical. And if alcohol is part of the vibe for you, pay attention to the Challenge 25 rule and the under-18 time limits, because those can shape who can enter and when.

A quick reality check before you go

Plan around your slot and your schedule. You’ll play either 1 course for 9 holes or 2 courses for 18 holes, and switching courses is part of the fun.

Bring a physical ID since the venue uses a Challenge 25 policy. Also, note the under-18 rules: kids under 18 are allowed in before 7 PM on Sunday-Wednesday (with the last golf slot at 6 PM), but they’re not allowed at all Thursday-Saturday.

Finally, remember it’s cashless. Major cards work, but you won’t be able to pay with cash.

Should you book Junkyard Golf Club Shoreditch?

Book it if you want something off the normal London track: loud, themed mini golf near Liverpool Street with multiple course styles and included gear. It’s a good value move because you get the entry, clubs, balls, and scorecards, then you choose how many holes you play.

Skip it if your ideal London activity is calm and traditional. Also, if you’re traveling with minors, check the day and time rules first so you don’t get stuck at the door.

If you’re the type who likes playful challenges and doesn’t mind a bit of spooky cartoon chaos, Shoreditch Junkyard Golf Club is an easy yes.

FAQ

How many holes are included with the tickets?

You can choose either 9 holes on 1 course or 18 holes across 2 courses.

Can I pick which course I play?

Yes. After you redeem your voucher for entry tickets, you can choose from four courses to match what you want to play.

Where is Junkyard Golf Club Shoreditch located?

It’s in Shoreditch, in Greater London, and it’s a short walk from Liverpool Street Station.

What equipment is included in the ticket?

Your ticket includes scorecards, golf clubs, and balls.

Is food and drinks included?

No. Food and drinks are available to purchase, but they are not included with the ticket.

What do I need to bring for entry?

You should bring a passport or ID card. The venue also follows a Challenge 25 policy, so a physical ID may be required.

Is the venue cashless?

Yes. The venue is cashless, but major debit and credit cards are accepted.

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